Friday, September 19, 2008

Dating Sites or Amateur Porn?

AdultFriend Finder, Sex Search, Manhunt, Adam4Adam, Match.com, eHarmony and the list goes on. Everyone is in search for Mr. Right, Mrs. Right or the Right Nows! It is like a grocery store of meeting people. You can go down to the dairy section or the produce section, find the brand you like and by pass all the rest because it wasn't the grocery item for what you came to the store. Looking for a big boobed blonde with blue eyes and shaved snatch? Hey, put in your search criteria and you can bypass all of the little titty brunettes with brown eyes and a snatch to match. Need some 10" cocked muscle dude with a tight butt to drill your ass for an hour, then change your search criteria and all the little skinny pricks will never been seen.

I realize that I have become an itemized checklist that can be used to include or exclude me from any given search. There could be hundreds of potentials who would meet me in person and be like, "I want a piece of that", however in the cyber world I could easily be ignored because my 'stats' don't match what my cyber hook up is looking for. Thus, we must come to the realization that everyone is a product and those that can market their product the best with the best packaging get bought. We ALL know that SEX sells. These are beginning to be populated with titty pics, ass pics, cock pics, pussy pics and everything in between. We take nudie pics of ourselves to titillate our audiences into purchasing US. If my best feature is my 12" dick, then poof my lead picture is that of my erected penis with the caption...A Foot of Fun!. Or if my titties are perfectly formed, then snap..my lead picture is a girls gone wild pic on my patio. But my question to all of you who take those naughty naughty pictures, IS THAT WHO YOU REALLY ARE?

So, have the 'dating' sites slowly become the amateur porn sites of the future? Does it bother anyone that someone is logging onto SexSearch and jerking off to your picture, but doesn't bother to at least send you a wink or a "hi"? Have we gotten to the point where we actually don't care how our own image online maybe manipulated and used? I don't have to go to any amateur porn site to rub one out, my membership to Friendfinder will do just fine.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Do Celebrities Poop?

Alright, I understand that EVERYONE POOPS. I've read the book and I am not naive to think that famous people don't have to use the toilet from time to time. But do they POOP? Does Sharon Stone ever get a floater? Does Meryl Steep grunt when she tries to back out a prickly? Does Rene Zellwinger ever get back splash when the turd hits the water? Does Jennifer Aniston ever smoke a cigarette while sitting on the can?

The paparazzi are missing all of the really good shots. I don't need to see Britnany Spears looking all strung out running out of the grocery store, any more. Lindsay Lohan showing her beaver while getting out of a limo is old news. But show me Paris Hilton squatting on the porclein thrown reading Intouch with herself on the cover, NOW that is a picture I'd pay for. The paraparazzi need to start camping out in the bathroom at Spagos or The Viper Room and get those 'real' people moment pictures of our celebrities.

That is my 2 cents on celebrity poop.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

SexKey v2.0 Goes Live

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Parking Tickets, NJ Cops, and California Plates

Alright, I understand that many states across America do not like California. There are the secret wishes that the BIG ONE will hit and California will drift off into the ocean. The jokes about California being the land of fruits and nuts does have some merit. This stereotype, generality or dare I say, profiling hurts EVERYONE. Let me share my story with you.
I am originally from Iowa. Iowa is known for corn, wrestling, sincerity and the great midwestern work ethic. I lived in San Francisco, California. San Francisco is known for great food, beautiful scenery, gay mecca and the heart of liberalism. I have since moved to New Jersey. And to be honest, I am still too new to know exactly what New Jersey is known for, but I am sure I will learn and share it with you. Hopefully, you are getting the picture. Iowa Farm Boy with a California Car living in New Jersey.
My second day at work, I am parked in the location that my employer told me to park. I did notice that there was a sign that stated 3 hour parking. "Nah, they never ticket here", said the nice man who hired me. He completely under estimated the allure that a yellow Dodge Neon with California plates has on a New Jersey Police Officer. I can only image how the cop felt when he saw the opportunity to ticket a "Fruit" or "Nut" from California with a $45 parking ticket. His extreme joy spilled on to the cars around me. He actually ran out of tickets on his pad as he was able to ticket ALL of the cars in the lot. Basically, my YELLOW DODGE NEON with California Plates was the beacon which alerted the officer to over 20 other cars that were parked there for longer then 3 hours. My car was the victim of profiling, thus opening the flood gates. The officer made his quota for the whole month in just one trip to the 3 hour municipal parking lot.
My thoughts pondered, if only I had gotten New Jersey plates the first day here, would there have been a parking ticket massacre on my second day at work?

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Arrived at SexKey and Mansites

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