Showing posts with label girls. Show all posts
Showing posts with label girls. Show all posts

Friday, September 19, 2008

Dating Sites or Amateur Porn?

AdultFriend Finder, Sex Search, Manhunt, Adam4Adam, Match.com, eHarmony and the list goes on. Everyone is in search for Mr. Right, Mrs. Right or the Right Nows! It is like a grocery store of meeting people. You can go down to the dairy section or the produce section, find the brand you like and by pass all the rest because it wasn't the grocery item for what you came to the store. Looking for a big boobed blonde with blue eyes and shaved snatch? Hey, put in your search criteria and you can bypass all of the little titty brunettes with brown eyes and a snatch to match. Need some 10" cocked muscle dude with a tight butt to drill your ass for an hour, then change your search criteria and all the little skinny pricks will never been seen.

I realize that I have become an itemized checklist that can be used to include or exclude me from any given search. There could be hundreds of potentials who would meet me in person and be like, "I want a piece of that", however in the cyber world I could easily be ignored because my 'stats' don't match what my cyber hook up is looking for. Thus, we must come to the realization that everyone is a product and those that can market their product the best with the best packaging get bought. We ALL know that SEX sells. These are beginning to be populated with titty pics, ass pics, cock pics, pussy pics and everything in between. We take nudie pics of ourselves to titillate our audiences into purchasing US. If my best feature is my 12" dick, then poof my lead picture is that of my erected penis with the caption...A Foot of Fun!. Or if my titties are perfectly formed, then snap..my lead picture is a girls gone wild pic on my patio. But my question to all of you who take those naughty naughty pictures, IS THAT WHO YOU REALLY ARE?

So, have the 'dating' sites slowly become the amateur porn sites of the future? Does it bother anyone that someone is logging onto SexSearch and jerking off to your picture, but doesn't bother to at least send you a wink or a "hi"? Have we gotten to the point where we actually don't care how our own image online maybe manipulated and used? I don't have to go to any amateur porn site to rub one out, my membership to Friendfinder will do just fine.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Do Celebrities Poop?

Alright, I understand that EVERYONE POOPS. I've read the book and I am not naive to think that famous people don't have to use the toilet from time to time. But do they POOP? Does Sharon Stone ever get a floater? Does Meryl Steep grunt when she tries to back out a prickly? Does Rene Zellwinger ever get back splash when the turd hits the water? Does Jennifer Aniston ever smoke a cigarette while sitting on the can?

The paparazzi are missing all of the really good shots. I don't need to see Britnany Spears looking all strung out running out of the grocery store, any more. Lindsay Lohan showing her beaver while getting out of a limo is old news. But show me Paris Hilton squatting on the porclein thrown reading Intouch with herself on the cover, NOW that is a picture I'd pay for. The paraparazzi need to start camping out in the bathroom at Spagos or The Viper Room and get those 'real' people moment pictures of our celebrities.

That is my 2 cents on celebrity poop.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

SexKey v2.0 Goes Live

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